Suck It, England - Classic Foam Trucker Hat Color:Red Distressed cream serif text reads

Distressed cream serif text reads "Waiting For" above a weathered illustration of a skeleton resting its chin on its hands atop an orange jack-o'-lantern with triangle eyes and a jagged grin

Every person at the barbecue pretending to squint at your chest knows too

A blue vintage hand-drawn ink illustration of a bald eagle with wings spread wide clutches a hot dog in a bun

A lattice-patterned tower to the right reads "FLAMINGO" in small block text

Suck It, England - Classic Foam Trucker Hat Color:Red Distressed cream serif text readsDeclaring independence with a formal document seems excessive when three words and a pair of sunglasses get the point across faster. Constitutional scholars have been overthinking this for centuries. The Details: Arched white chunky hand drawn text reads "SUCK IT ENGLAND" in an irregular block style. Below, a white colonial portrait illustration depicts George Washington wearing round sunglasses, his powdered hair, cravat, and 18th century coat