Fluent in 3 Languages - Unisex Tank Top Size:XL Bold white block text reads

Bold white block text reads "TO HIT" beside the batter

each letter inside a colored circle

The cookbook is just a prop now

Outlined hollow block letters in the Star Wars typeface read "DARTH VADER" below

Fluent in 3 Languages - Unisex Tank Top Size:XL Bold white block text readsListing sarcasm and profanity as languages on a gold star skills chart is basically a LinkedIn profile for people whose greatest achievement is making a coworker spit out their coffee. HR stopped fighting it and started handing out awards for honesty. The Details: Distressed white sans serif text reads "Fluent in 3 languages:" across the top. Three lines below each pair a golden yellow distressed star with bold, chunky distressed serif text reading