The Pacific Princess - Unisex Tank Top smokey and the bandit Nobody's idea of a cruel

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The Pacific Princess - Unisex Tank Top smokey and the bandit Nobody's idea of a cruelAll aboard for nostalgia. This design celebrates The Love Boats iconic Pacific Princess, the floating matchmaker that cruised into America's heart starting in 1977. Whether you remember Captain Stubing, Gopher, Doc, or just the smooth saxophone intro, this tee takes you back to the golden age of primetime romance on the sea. Featuring the classic line, Come aboard, weve been expecting you, its a perfect tribute for any fan who sailed the high seas of