Crack Addict Nutcracker - Unisex Sweatshirt amusement park Three high-contrast white halftone portraits

Three high-contrast white halftone portraits of Henry Hill

rendered with fine cross-hatching and line work in a vintage woodcut aesthetic

with a vintage illustration of a woman in a blue skirt and white roller skates mid-stride among scattered dots

Block-style black and gold letters

Crack Addict Nutcracker - Unisex Sweatshirt amusement park Three high-contrast white halftone portraitsNutcrackers have exactly one job and this one went ahead and made it a lifestyle. Somewhere a grandmother is reading that shirt, doing the math, and choosing violence at the dessert table. The Details: Vintage hand drawn illustration of a nutcracker in a red and green military uniform with a tall green hat dotted in white, gold brown face with a white mustache, flanked by scattered white snowflakes. Ornate white gothic serif text below reads "Crack