Dr. Acula's Blood Bank - Women's T-Shirt Size:2XL Distressed yellow retro script text

Distressed yellow retro script text with a darker drop shadow reads "Pobody's Nerfect" in a groovy 1970s cursive style

Green serif text reading "ESTD" and "1985" flanks a gray circular saw blade icon at the bottom

A five-pointed star and small pistol graphic sit beside white text reading "EST

rendered in muted gray and tan tones

Dr. Acula's Blood Bank - Women's T-Shirt Size:2XL Distressed yellow retro script textDr. Acula ran a blood bank for ninety years and nobody questioned the name, the hours, or why donations only happened after sunset. Medical billing already feels like getting drained, so at least this guy is honest about it. The Details: Curved cream text reads "DR. ACULA'S" arching above a vintage hand drawn vampire illustration with red glowing eyes, bared fangs, slicked back hair, and a red high collared cape, flanked by cream text reading "DONATE