What Would Ellis Do - Funny Die Hard - Unisex T-Shirt wlp Branding a malt liquor after

Branding a malt liquor after the neighborhood's most aggressive redistributor of property is a bold marketing move

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Distressed white stencil text below reads "I AIN'T GOT TIME" with bold white stencil text reading "TO BLEED" at the bottom

What Would Ellis Do - Funny Die Hard - Unisex T-Shirt wlp Branding a malt liquor afterNegotiating with Hans Gruber using nothing but a Coke and unearned confidence is a power move only Ellis would attempt. Every office has a guy who confuses proximity to danger with competence. Inspired by Die Hard. The Details: A high contrast halftone portrait of Ellis in a suit, mid gesture, appears in white ink with visible dot patterning. Bold white block letters read "WWED" below, with smaller white text reading "WHAT WOULD ELLIS DO?" beneath.