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Aunt Clara's Doorknob Emporium - Unisex Hoodie Size:XL Earning military-style wings for aCollecting doorknobs instead of completing a single spell is the most relatable retirement hobby any witch ever stumbled into. Clara turned magical incompetence into a legitimate inventory problem. Inspired by Bewitched. The Details: Arched bold white text reads "AUNT CLARA'S" above a golden yellow halftone portrait of Aunt Clara flanked by white doorknob illustrations and pink, yellow, and white sparkle accents. Smaller white script reads "thousands