WWJBD - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:3XL White sombrero with black geometric

White sombrero with black geometric band patterns sits atop a large red circle dotted with white spots

Setting the lowest bar for happiness and still clearing it is honestly revolutionary

Red script text reads "New" above bold black block letters reading "PLAYDIUM

a candygram is still ticking

WWJBD - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:3XL White sombrero with black geometricMoral guidance from a guy who paid the Pork Chop Express off hauling mystical cargo is surprisingly reliable. Just remember, it's all in the reflexes. Inspired by Big Trouble in Little China. The Details: A digital illustration of Jack Burton depicts him with a flowing mullet and white tank top, holding a TEC 9 upright over his right shoulder. Large white block letters read "WWJBD" below. Distressed pink text reads "WHAT WOULD JACK BURTON DO?"