I Pee in Pools - Unisex Tank Top Size:L A comic-style illustrated portrait depicts

A comic-style illustrated portrait depicts Sheriff Buford T

topped with a red rocket shape

Bold white Western-style block text below reads "SUMBITCH" in a slightly distressed finish

Minor league baseball in small river towns meant everything back then

I Pee in Pools - Unisex Tank Top Size:L A comic-style illustrated portrait depictsPeeing in pools got its own vintage font treatment like it's a varsity achievement worth lettering in. Nothing says confidence like turning a universal crime into a chest mounted confession. The Details: Golden yellow retro inline lettering with parallel stripe detailing and distressed texture reads "I PEE IN POOLS" across three stacked lines, styled in a 1970s groovy typeface. Fit & Fabric: Style: Classic Unisex Tank with ribbed trim. Material: 100%