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Matrix saying "let's party" while holding enough steel to deforest a small island is the most honest mission statement in 80s cinema

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Takashi Tricycle Chug Race - Unisex Tank Top rr_track_hamilton Matrix saying "let's party" whileTakashi's only qualifications are a tiny red tricycle and a blood alcohol level that defies medical science. Laurel wreaths never looked so earned at a carnival no university would sanction today. Inspired by Revenge of the Nerds. The Details: Arched golden yellow text reads "TRICYCLE CHUG RACE" around a digital illustration of Takashi in a golden yellow jacket and helmet riding a red tricycle, flanked by laurel wreath branches, with cursive script