My Favorite Spirit is Tequila - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:M Distressed white stacked text in

Distressed white stacked text in bold rounded serif typography reads "I Don't Work Here" across three centered lines

The informational value is zero but the commitment is genuinely unsettling

Arched red serif text reads "TOO COOL FOR" above a blue engraving-style portrait of Benjamin Franklin wearing pixelated "deal with it" meme sunglasses

Gold cursive script reads "Wildcats" across the center

My Favorite Spirit is Tequila - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:M Distressed white stacked text inGhosts haunt your house, tequila haunts your next morning, and somehow this sheet draped legend chose both careers simultaneously. That open mouth is the universal face of someone who just learned the shot was not top shelf. The Details: Arched distressed orange text reads "MY FAVORITE SPIRIT IS" above large chunky orange block letters reading "TEQUILA" in a weathered screen print texture. Below, a vintage hand drawn ghost with hollow black eyes and