David's Noodles - Takeout & Delivery - Unisex T-Shirt Size:XL Running a planet-sized RV with

Running a planet-sized RV with nothing but Assholes is honestly just Tuesday

Burnt orange blackletter text reads "Parisians" beside a cartoon illustration of a rotund baseball player in a light blue cap and uniform

binding a community to something larger than itself

Choosing cookie dough over confronting your childhood is just sound financial planning

David's Noodles - Takeout & Delivery - Unisex T-Shirt Size:XL Running a planet-sized RV withOrdering from David's means your noodles arrive cold, slightly wrong, and delivered by a guy who dares you to complain. Every meal comes with chopsticks and an eleven second stare that makes you question reality. Inspired by The Lost Boys. The Details: Arched distressed white text reads "DAVID'S NOODLES" above a cartoon portrait of David in a dark leather jacket with spiked golden yellow hair, holding chopsticks, rendered in gray tones. Vertical white