Brad Hamilton - Captain Hook Fish & Chips - Long Sleeve T-Shirt TV and swoosh strokes

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Brad Hamilton - Captain Hook Fish & Chips - Long Sleeve T-Shirt TV and swoosh strokesEarning Employee of the Month right before telling customers exactly where to shove their fish is the most beautifully doomed achievement in fast food history. Keeping that pirate hat on was apparently the hill worth dying on. Inspired by Fast Times at Ridgemont High. The Details: A digital illustration of Brad Hamilton in a pirate tricorn hat with skull and crossbones sits above white text reading "May" and "1982." Bold white Western serif text reads