Number 4 From Mike Damone's Five Point Plan - Long Sleeve T-Shirt newport A rooster standing next to

A rooster standing next to a lollipop is doing the exact same work as a guy at a barbecue elbowing you seventeen times to make sure you got the joke

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Cursive white text reads "Since 1923" at the bottom

Large blue and red outlined text reads "COWBOYS" and "EST★1929" with a star separator

Number 4 From Mike Damone's Five Point Plan - Long Sleeve T-Shirt newport A rooster standing next toOrdering linguine and white clam sauce for someone who didn't ask is peak five point plan energy. Damone's unearned swagger remains the gold standard of delusional teenage confidence. Inspired by Fast Times at Ridgemont High. The Details: Red serif text in a vintage trattoria style reads "The lady will have the linguine and white clam sauce" above a second line reading "and a Coke with no ice." A small black illustration of a soda glass sits left of