I Was Visited by Three Spirits - Unisex T-Shirt Size:4XL with pink text beneath reading

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I Was Visited by Three Spirits - Unisex T-Shirt Size:4XL with pink text beneath readingGhosts of Christmas past, present, and future are significantly less terrifying than the whiskey, vodka, and rum trinity that actually visits you on December 25th. Nobody needs supernatural intervention when blackout spirits already handle the life reassessment. The Details: Arched distressed white text reads "I WAS VISITED BY" above bold distressed white text reading "THREE SPIRITS." Below, three illustrated liquor bottles stand in a row, labeled