Crack Addict Nutcracker - Unisex Hoodie newport beach Inspired by Groundhog Day

Inspired by Groundhog Day

Fifteen blinks a minute means you wanted me before you even finished reading my chest

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Minor league clubs like this gave Roseburg something to rally around every summer

Crack Addict Nutcracker - Unisex Hoodie newport beach Inspired by Groundhog DayNutcrackers have exactly one job and this one went ahead and made it a lifestyle. Somewhere a grandmother is reading that shirt, doing the math, and choosing violence at the dessert table. The Details: Vintage hand drawn illustration of a nutcracker in a red and green military uniform with a tall green hat dotted in white, gold brown face with a white mustache, flanked by scattered white snowflakes. Ornate white gothic serif text below reads "Crack