The Spirit of '76 - Long Sleeve T-Shirt perkasie Harris and Proctor never learned

Harris and Proctor never learned

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The Spirit of '76 - Long Sleeve T-Shirt perkasie Harris and Proctor never learnedBicentennial merch peaked in 1976 when patriotism just meant buying commemorative plates and shooting bottle rockets at your neighbor's fence. Now wearing thirteen stars unironically requires a thesis defense. The Details: Retro white script text reads "The Spirit" above lowercase white text reading "of." A diagonal cascade of white stars in varying sizes flows downward beside large bold white numerals "'76" with red outlines and a weathered screen