Brawndo - Women's T-Shirt rogers Demanding money from a beach

Demanding money from a beach shows the same financial literacy as demanding it from a seagull holding your sandwich hostage

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Brawndo - Women's T-Shirt rogers Demanding money from a beachReplacing water with a sports drink because plants crave electrolytes is peak corporate theology disguised as agriculture. Nobody questions the slogan when the slogan is louder than logic. Inspired by Idiocracy. The Details: Orange and red starburst in the upper left contains yellow text reading "It's Got Electrolytes!" A large bright green lightning bolt outlined in red serves as the central graphic, with bold red block lettering reading "BRAWNDO"