Just Here For The Wieners - Women's T-Shirt Size:S Bold white halftone script below

Bold white halftone script below reads "Luckies

Centered white text below reads "FINANCIAL INVESTMENTS" followed by "MANHATTAN

and gold containing white letters spelling "BOWL

Listing all three plurals of octopus without picking a winner is the most aggressively neutral stance anyone has ever taken in a war nobody asked them to join

Just Here For The Wieners - Women's T-Shirt Size:S Bold white halftone script belowPatriotism peaked when Americans decided the best way to honor freedom is competitive processed meat consumption in a backyard. That cartoon hot dog knows exactly what he's doing, holding a beer with the same plausible deniability as everyone reading the text twice. The Details: Curved blue arched text reads "JUST HERE FOR THE WIENERS" in bold block letters. A retro rubber hose style cartoon hot dog character with a wide grin, white sneakers, and blue