Rule #1 Don't Fall Off The Boat - Unisex Sweatshirt new year flanked by red stars and

flanked by red stars and blue swirl elements

with distressed texture throughout

A Retro throwback design inspired by Battle of the Network Stars

Born from a war between rival leagues

Rule #1 Don't Fall Off The Boat - Unisex Sweatshirt new year flanked by red stars andBoating safety rules exist exclusively because someone already did the exact thing the sign prohibits. That stick figure mid launch off the stern is just a self portrait for anyone who learned what lake water tastes like at speed. The Details: Orange circle and a blue stick figure falling off a speeding blue motorboat sit above blue water splash lines in a distressed print style. Bold distressed orange block text reads "RULE #1." Blue block text below