Milton's Red Stapler - Come and Take It - Unisex Tank Top cats Distressed white block text reads

Distressed white block text reads "NOBODY LIKES A" across the top

Ghosts haunting your house are annoying

" "TOUCHING ME

wearing cleats and a grin

Milton's Red Stapler - Come and Take It - Unisex Tank Top cats Distressed white block text readsReplacing a cannon with a red Swingline is the most honest downgrade in revolutionary history. Milton turned out to be the only person who actually followed through on a threat, and nobody even noticed until the building was ashes. Inspired by Office Space. The Details: White five pointed star frames a cartoon portrait of Milton Waddams peering out with oversized glasses and a flat, unblinking expression. A red Swingline stapler sits below with