Department of Recreation - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:3XL two small orange stars flanking

two small orange stars flanking one larger white star

Weathered numerals "19" and "08" sit on either side of the badge

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Reservations at Chez Quis are for people who lack the nerve to just become Abe Froman on the spot

Department of Recreation - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:3XL two small orange stars flankingSlapping a government seal on a lawn chair that pinches your thigh meat is the most honest thing a municipal department has ever done. Recreation's entire budget is one folding chair, a cooler, and quiet dignity. The Details: Arched bold black condensed text reads "DEPT. OF" above a cartoon illustration of a folding aluminum lawn chair with orange woven webbing straps, casting a gray shadow beneath it. Two small orange dots flank the chair as