Dick & Peter's BBQ Catering - Unisex T-Shirt nothing Somewhere a grandmother is reading

Somewhere a grandmother is reading that shirt

Distressed white bold block text below reads "SPEEDY" above "ERECTION CO" in large capitals

The informational value is zero but the commitment is genuinely unsettling

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Dick & Peter's BBQ Catering - Unisex T-Shirt nothing Somewhere a grandmother is readingNaming your all sausage catering company Dick and Peter's takes a level of commitment to innuendo that most businesses reserve for the holiday party. The tagline about wieners coming out is just the tip. The Details: Distressed white arched text reads "DICK & PETER'S" above a red curved sausage on a white fork, with white text reading "BBQ" on a red banner overlapping the sausage. Smaller white text reads "sausages" and "kielbasas" flanking the fork,