It's Not 4th of July Until My Wiener Comes Out - Unisex Muscle Tank berkeley and whiskers sits above arched

and whiskers sits above arched distressed white text reading "CLEVELAND

Bold distressed white uppercase text reads "AND I'M DYING" at the bottom

Claiming you got that dog in you sounds a lot less intimidating when it's a quarter-pound frank with relish eaten standing up next to a pallet of toilet paper

Golden-yellow italic serif text below reads "A hotel of a thousand and one follies

It's Not 4th of July Until My Wiener Comes Out - Unisex Muscle Tank berkeley and whiskers sits above archedPlausible deniability died the moment someone put a mustard covered hot dog under that sentence and called it an alibi. Every aunt at the cookout reads both meanings simultaneously and chooses violence. The Details: White block text reads "IT'S NOT 4TH OF JULY" above a cartoon illustration of a hot dog in a golden bun topped with yellow mustard zigzag, drawn in red, brown, and gold with light speckled texture. Below, white block text reads "UNTIL MY