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Whistlin' bungholes and crap flappers never got the respect they deserved as American commerce

Arched bold white uppercase text reads "UTAH GET ME" across the top

it anchored an era when bowling alleys were the social backbone of California suburban life

just trying to finish before the HOA shows up

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