Just Here to Establish an Alibi - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Heather Midnight Navy Fucupcakes belong on every passive-aggressive

Fucupcakes belong on every passive-aggressive brunch menu right between the mimosas and the restraining order

giving working families somewhere to gather every weeknight

Screwdrivers sitting behind caution tape like they're being formally exonerated of identity theft

Arched white block text reads "JESUS SAVES" across the top

Just Here to Establish an Alibi - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Heather Midnight Navy Fucupcakes belong on every passive-aggressiveEstablishing an alibi at a social gathering suggests a level of premeditation that most party guests reserve for choosing a parking spot. Somewhere a Dateline producer just narrated your arrival in a deeply concerned tone. The Details: Distressed white block text in a bold sans serif font reads "JUST HERE TO ESTABLISH AN ALIBI" across three lines, centered with a weathered screen print texture throughout. Fit & Fabric: Deluxe (Solid Colors): 100% Ring