My Retirement Plan is Societal Collapse - Long Sleeve T-Shirt action Blue block text below reads

Blue block text below reads "EST 1886" with "SOUTHERN LEAGUE

Distressed white illustration of an old-fashioned hauling truck sits beneath curved text reading "FAMILY OWNED SINCE 1885

A white banner at the bottom reads "DAVIS ISLANDS" above "TAMPA ★ FLORIDA" in red and black lettering

but honestly

My Retirement Plan is Societal Collapse - Long Sleeve T-Shirt action Blue block text below readsSaving for retirement assumes there's going to be a functioning economy to retire into, which is historically optimistic. Societal collapse at least has the decency not to charge a management fee. The Details: Black distressed text in a rounded retro font reads "MY RETIREMENT PLAN IS" above larger, heavier black block letters reading "SOCIETAL COLLAPSE." Below, a 1930s rubber hose style cartoon bomb character with a smiling face, white gloves, and