Birthday Boy - Unisex T-Shirt san francisco Fleeing to Mexico and insisting

Fleeing to Mexico and insisting on a bald eagle backdrop proves the delusion never rests

A high-contrast halftone portrait of Ellis in a suit

Centered white text below reads "FINANCIAL INVESTMENTS" followed by "MANHATTAN

Bold golden-yellow script reads "Wasps" with a swooping underline tail below

Birthday Boy - Unisex T-Shirt san francisco Fleeing to Mexico and insistingJesus holding a balloon at his own birthday party is peak humility for someone who literally walked on water. Two thousand years later and he still gets upstaged by a tree and a guy in a red suit. The Details: Cartoon illustration of Jesus Christ in a white robe and red sash, wearing a green and white polka dot party hat, holding a red balloon on a string. Red and green confetti squares scatter around the figure. Bold yellow text with a 3D shadow