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Santa runs a year-round surveillance operation from an undisclosed Arctic compound and somehow still has the best PR in human history

A funny shirt for easter

A vintage-style Santa illustration rendered in red

A horizontal progress bar outlined in white with rounded ends shows approximately 85% filled with solid white

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