Smoke Brisket Not Meth v2 - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:4XL Goggles technically count as safety

Goggles technically count as safety compliance even when the protocol is "chug and hope for superpowers

Original branding reimagined by m00nshot for the lost baseball teams of yesteryear for which mostly nothing exists

Navy hand-lettered cursive text reads "Newporter inn" above a mid-century illustration of a figure steering a sailboat with olive sails on navy waves

They didn't ask for this life

Smoke Brisket Not Meth v2 - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:4XL Goggles technically count as safetyDrug prevention campaigns spent billions when the answer was always a kettle grill and a fourteen hour cook. Nobody ever ruined their life chasing a perfect smoke ring, though their marriage might have questions about the brisket budget. The Details: A 1950s style white clip art illustration depicts a clean cut man in a dress shirt and tie standing beside a charcoal kettle grill with smoke rising from meat on the grate. Distressed white text below