You Ain't Gettin' Jack Shit - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:S Three hundred teeth and zero

Three hundred teeth and zero interest in your personal growth is nature's most reliable counterargument

Small town clubs like these were the soul of Depression-era America

A cartoon portrait of Napoleon Dynamite appears below

A cyan-outlined rounded rectangle frames "SCUBA SQUAD" in white

You Ain't Gettin' Jack Shit - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:S Three hundred teeth and zeroSanta winking while telling you that you ain't getting jack shit is the most honest message the holidays have ever produced. Coca Cola spent decades building that face just so it could deliver disappointment with rosy cheeks. The Details: Arched white serif text reads "you ain't gettin'" above a mid century illustration of a winking Santa Claus face with rosy cheeks, a red hat trimmed in white fur, a white beard, and a sprig of green holly with red