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Retiring from spec ops to carry logs sounds peaceful until the customer retention strategy involves holding people off cliffs by one ankle

just walk in furry and walk out with kegs

and tattoo-based relationship screening with equal urgency

Red stencil text below reads "CHAPPY" above a gray fighter jet silhouette

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