Trophy Husband - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Navy Selective hearing is a skill

Selective hearing is a skill most people pretend they don't have while actively perfecting it in every conversation

but tacocat somehow got a full scholarship to the internet

flanked by red and blue stars

Bold white distressed text beneath reads "REVERSED ITSELF

Trophy Husband - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Navy Selective hearing is a skillEarning the title of trophy husband requires the same qualifications as a participation trophy, which is mostly just not leaving. Both look great on a shelf collecting dust. The Details: Distressed white serif text in a bold, chunky retro style reads "Trophy Husband" across the center chest, with a weathered grunge texture applied throughout the letterforms. Fit & Fabric: Deluxe (Solid Colors): 100% Ring Spun Cotton. Soft and breathable. Luxury